Naval lint, while a pressing health issue, pales in comparison to generating quality Clickbait and MAXIMIZING rewards.
Pics of Hot Chicks are the Value Proposition
Taking some time to actually find photos which have some correlation to the topic you’re writing about is STUPID! Just throw up a couple of hi-def photos from some model’s portfolios which you came across on the interwebs. She has to be hot or have a killer cleavage. For maximum Clickbait optimization, a “tasteful” balance of both in a single pic is absolutely essential.
Through the body of the post, sprinkle a bunch of abstract landscape pics, taking care to find subject matter from something like National Geographic, which has zero correlation to the Clickbait filler.
Pics Don’t Guarantee Clicks. Bring in the Superlatives!
Let’s face it, Clickbait doesn’t sell on pics of boobs alone. Absurdly absolutist superlatives guarantee the click-throughs create upvotes and anything less than H2 subheadings are just filler. Be sure to keep perspective – it’s not about SEO optimization or the long tail. It’s about IMMEDIATE REWARDS!
Be sure to space out the content.
It needs to be in double-spaced, single sentences.
Let the magic of whitespace be the filler for the substance which isn’t there.
It looks like prose or hiakus.
So it must be deeply esoteric.
Facts Are for Loosers
Researching topics? Providing backlinks? That’s for LOOSERS.
Focus on self-help stuff with shitloads of opinions. Creating authority isn’t about providing anything useful – it’s about scraping abstract, esoteric quotes from some known figure (historical or otherwise) and sprinkling it liberally through the post when all else fails. Original ideas of substance belong in the realm of cult leaders, swamis and nut-jobs like Walt Whitman.
Optimizing those Steemit Tags Couldn’t Be EASIER
Of all the tags in the Steemit universe to “optimize” your content, two tags exist to cover all matter of sins. They are the #life and #steemit tags. Think of them as the ketchup of category tags – they go with everything.
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STEEM on.